A Shoefiti Artist Speaks

Shoefiti comedy. What’s next:

So a few months ago when I first became aware of this issue, I asked my wife if she was selling her ass when I was away. The result was the same as answering the “Does my butt look too big in this?” question wrong. I picked up both shoes she had flung at me, tied them together with one of those free dog leashes and swung them up on the wire out front.

Published by admin on October 8th, 2007 tagged Shoefiti Theories

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  • 2 Responses to “A Shoefiti Artist Speaks”

    1. Coral Says:

      There are a whole bunch of blue blocks with white sneakers painted on them in my neighbourhood. Claremont, Cape Town, South Africa.

      Any idea who the ‘artist’ is? Nice work!

    2. Det.murphy H.P.D. CT.(RET) Says:

      YES IT IS TRUE THAT EITHER SNEAKERS OR SHOES DANGLING OVER POWER OR PHONE LINES IN FRONT OF A BUILDING OR NEAR ONE GIVES A MESSAGE TO JUNKIES LOOKING FOR DOPE,COKE,CRANK,REEFER,SPEED AND ANY OTHER ILLEGAL DRUGS ARE BEING SOLD FROM THAT LOCATION. WARNING WARNING WARNING.
      DO YOU BELIVE THAT YOU ARE GOING TO A GOOD CONTROLLED BUY. DON’T YOU THINK THAT THE JUNK SQUAD (NARC’S) ARE ALSO WATCHING TO HOOK YOU UP.(ARREST) DO YOU REALLY BELIVE THAT THE DRUGS COME WITH A GOOD HOUSE KEEPING SEAL OF APPROVAL BY THE DEALER. DID YOU EVER THINK THAT THE DEALER JUST MAY BE JOHNNY LAW (POLICE OFFICER) TO STING YOU. CLEANE UP YOUR ACT BECAUSE WE HAVE HEARD EVERY STORY WHY.IF YOUR PARENTS ARE RICH OR CONNECTED DO YOU REALLY THINK IT MATTERS TO THE JUNK SQUAD. NOPE YOUR GOING TO JAIL. DATE THIS 1 JAN 2008 DET. T.J.MURPHY HTFD.POLICE FORCE (RET)

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